i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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