i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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