I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Do vagina's smell?
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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