Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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