Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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