I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
NoShamevember. You game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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