Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
