we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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