what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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