god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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