my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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