you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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