my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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