i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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