What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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