Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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