Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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