that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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