Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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