Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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