You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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