Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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