I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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