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the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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