his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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