Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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