yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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