if you like me you must not know who I am
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We are two peas in an std pod
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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