Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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