bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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