So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
