I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
do nipples grow back?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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