she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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