apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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