she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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