i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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