Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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