shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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