DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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