Don't you send me to vm
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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