why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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