ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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