He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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