Having a random hookup so left but love u
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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