Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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