I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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