so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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