He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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