Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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