yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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