Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Two words: nipple clamps
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