So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.