some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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