don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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